Kimbo Slice vs Howard Jones FULL Fight Video

Good to see Kimbo still keepin it krispy with the hand to hand combat. No one wanted to stand with him in MMA any way, and now he's forcing peeps to stand with him. Good entertainment whether you like him or not.

-Todd

Vitor Belfort KO's Jon Jones at UFC 152?

Gonna put it to you simple. Vitor's BJJ is underrated, and rightfully so because he never really uses it, but he does use his TDD, and that's gonna force Jones to stand up.

Jon Jones turning down Chael Sonnen shows, mentally, he think he got better stand up than Vitor. AND a man thinkin he could stand with Vitor Belfort is at risk of gettin KO'd by the "Phenominator"!

It's a perfect storm of BS, and talent that can put Jones in "La-La" land.

That bein said I got Jones winnin this fight.


Checkout my UFC 152 Predictions at: http://www.tapology.com/ue/206857.png








-Todd

MMA Look-Alikes

(Brock Lesnar says, "It's not a penis.")

Sometimes when they's not really any fights to look forward to, and MMA kinda gets stale, us HARDCORES gotta get creative. Check out these funny ass "MMA Look-Alikes" I put together when I was on the road in Nebraska.

Bas Rutten...

IS!

DAVID DRAIMAN!

George Sotiropoulos...

IS!

Don Flamenco!

Bruce Leroy...

IS!

THIS... KID!

George St. Pierre...

IS!

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME!

Josh Koscheck...

IS!

SWEET TOOTH!

Fedor Emelianenko...

IS!

HOMER SIMPSON!

Tito Ortiz...

IS!

BONK!!!

See! MMA ain't just punches to the face and kicks to the cup. It can be fun too. Just ask Chael Sonnen. He gotta record on par with Gary Goodridge, and he puts asses in the seat by talkin shit and goofin off. 

Mauricio Shogun Rua, and Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva frequently bathe together!

Brandon Schaub and Roy "Redneckognize" Nelson jam together from time to time!

-#Todd

The Aftermath UFC 149: Faber vs Barao, Lombard vs Boetsch

UFC 149 if judged by $ signs will go down as one of the most memorable events in UFC history...

...if judged by the average MMA fan, with an IQ of more than 95, it will go down as 8 on a whiskey dick scale of 10! Anytime the judges spend just as much time in the spotlight as the fighters, it's gonna be a "back to the liquor store for another 30-pack" kinda night.



Hector Lombard vs Tim Boetsch

The much anticipated debut of Hector Lombard was muffled by a Split Decision loss to the Boetsch-inator. A fight that Lombard lost, more than Boetsch won. I say that because it seems Lombard was docked points, in the judges minds, for not fighting like the maniac that he is.

Though less caffeinated than previous fights, Hector  did enough to win the fight, easily winning rounds 2 and 3. But that was not the case. The judges never fail to throw a beer cap in the toaster. They must have been listening to Joe Rogan's commentating. Joe obviously lost his boner for Hector after the first round.


Shawn Jordan vs Cheick Kongo

The massively hyped Shawn Jordan was scheduled to lay the KO down, by yours truely, but that wasn't the case as well. The bigger, longer reached Kongo, must have had cement toe-nail polish on because he was harder to take down than a constipated Sumo wrestler.

Much credit to the Kongo. He worked on his TD defense, and it proved to be a problem too big to solve, in the 15 minutes Shawn Jordan was given. The Unanimous Decision goes to Kongo, but I still got money Shawn would out-drink him!


Urijah Faber vs Regan Barao

Though you could see a decision coming more than a mile away, I seriously thought there would be more action. The rib injury Urijah suffered in the second is to blame for that one. With Regan being able to dictate the fight pace, after the injury, he could pop and move at will.

Some people had that fight going in favor of Faber, but I can't argue with the decision on this one. Just some bad luck for Urijah against a highly intelligent BJJ practioner. Good job Pegado!!



Now enjoy the UFC 149 Post Fight Press Conference!!!

ToddMMA OFFICIAL - MMA Top 10 Pound for Pound

Ay What's up everybody? I don't think I updated my blog in about a year. Been workin and all. It's a good thing I don't have a manager lookin over me cuz I'd be fired by now.

Anyways. Gonna grease the gears with an OFFICIAL Pound for Pound. And befo I start I just wanna say they is dudes in the Mixed Martial Arts world who gettin paid pretty good, and gettin a lot of camera time, but don't know SHIAT about fightin oh have the experience of watchin nearly EVERY MMA fight since UFC 1.

I been there. Done that, and have watched all the fights while they was goin down. These dudes gotta buy DVD's, but even then they didn't know the rankings while the fights was happening, or the "nuances" (new word I learned) of the fight game, at the time. Etc Etc.

Basically I know my shit, and everybody who know me know that.

Alright. Here we go. Top 10 P fo fuckin P!




#10! - Eddie "Robocop" Alvarez













#9! - Tyron "Blade" Woodley













#8! - Hector "Da villain from Cyborg da movie" Lombard


















#7! - Dominick "Johnny Cage" Cruz


















#6! - Frankie "Little Mac" Edgar & Gilbert "The Mexican Rocky" Melendez
Yeah that's right! It's a tie. Why's it a tie? Because it makes sense, and I ain't kickin Eddie out of the 10 spot. Ok. I will proceed.













#5! - Nick "Raiden" Diaz
Probably wonderin why I nickname him Raiden. Because every time I played Mortal Kombat back in the day I always underestimated Raiden, and got my ass kicked. I was Sub Zero too, and I was like nah I'm just gonna freeze this motherfucker. NOPE! Cone-hatted mofo straight summon lightning! And every time I pick a fight Nick fightin in, I always seem to underestimate him. Ok. I will proceed.













#4! - Jon "Afro Ninja except without the Afro" Jones













#3! - Jose "Bruce Lee & Cheech if they had a kid" Aldo



















#2! - George "not to be mistaken fo Jean Claude Van Damme" St. Pierre















#1! - Anderson "Steven Seagal's Prodigy" Silva

TUF Good for Casual Fans; BAD fo HARDCORE FANS!!!

I see how the UFC wants to keep pushing this TUF show to bring in mo' casual fans, and build the sports popularity, but this 4-5 month ordeal that puts off fights way past their due date is GETTING OLD!


"Matt Hughes vs Matt Serra" could have happened somewhere between UFC 75-80 (PRIOR to Serra's injury) but didn't happen until UFC 98!


"Rampage vs Rashad" Evans could have happened sometime around August or September of last year. PRIOR to the filming of A-Team!


Now we have to wait on "GSP vs Koscheck" when it could be easily set fo' sometime around UFC 118! And who knows what kinda injuries can occur, or new contenders could be made while waiting for the TUF 12 episodes to playout on Spike tv.


NOTE: If Jake Shields is signed by the UFC and fights at 170, TUF will have successfully postponed another fight (assuming GSP beats Koscheck). A fight mo' realistic than "GSP vs Anderson Silva" seeing how Shields is OK with jumping weight classes.

Why so much hate fo Tim Sylvia???

It's easy! He doesn't have a 6 pack like many overhyped fighters in the UFC who have a huge fan base.


How to have a huge fan base:
1. Fight in the UFC
2. Have a 6 pack, and/or a tan.
3. Ex-TUF member is a bonus!


Sylvia has none of those 3, and SINCE he has none of those 3 he's vulnerable to being underrated and stepped on by MMA fans. (Especially the new ones who came over from WWE where tans, 6 packs, and wrestling were how fans picked their favorite character!)


Many people forget Tim started his career 16-0, and his record since that 16-0 start is 10-6! Let's put this in perspective by comparing Tim's last 16 to the last 16 fights of many "nuthugged" fighters.


Randy Couture? 9-7
Wanderlei Silva? 9-7
Chuck Liddell? 10-6
Tito Ortiz? 10-5-1
BJ Penn? 10-5-1
Frank Mir? 11-5
Forrest Griffin? 11-5


Many also forget his Top 10 wins over

1. Ricco Rodriguez
2. Andrei Arlovski x2
3. Jeff Monson (Monson was ranked. LOOK IT UP!)
4. and an UNDEFEATED Brandon Vera
Not to mention he was a mouse fart away from TKO'ing Nogueira, when Nogueira still had some of his prime left!




I hope this clears things up. TIM IS A HALL OF FAME MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST! I know people will bring up Ray Mercer, but a puncher's chance is a puncher's chance. Sylvia would beat Mercer 9 out of 10 times and that's just a fact.


Oh yeah. I'm not a Sylvia fan either. Just want to help educate people as to why Tim's getting so much hate.


-Todd